Mercy Perfect movie for Netflix streaming, hilarious viewing in a theater of like 6 people. Chris Pratt is arrested for the murder of his wife, and has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to an AI judge (this is the plotline). The 90 minute timer is shown frequently throughout the film, so it's actually pretty great knowing when the thing is about to wrap. It's also that Chris Pratt's character's name is Chris, just because. Ridiculously stupid movie, but the last 15 minutes are so are pretty decent cheeseball action fare. There's one notable twist where Tiff turned to me visibly shocked and I'm laughing at the whole idea right now. Pratt's woman cop friend does some of the worst acting I've seen in recent times. Really bad movie, I wouldn't suggest spending more than $1 to see it on the big screen (again, we have Regal Unlimited, so it was $1), and I would hesitate to recommend watching it on streaming when it's available in like three weeks. But it was still fun, kind of like Flight Risk from last year.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple My unbelieveable dissapointment with the previous film has no equalized with my unbelieveable happiness with this one, to the point where I am desparate to rewatch them both back-to-back. Such a wonderfully bad ass movie. It's brutal at times but something about the entirety of the series has this warmth that I find hard to pinpoint but it's always apparent. The last one's main problem for me was that it was just pretty damn boring... But in retrospect it was sortof a coming-of-age drama. This one just.. It really is both barrells, from start to credit roll. I went in thinking I'd find the antagonist gang cheesy but that whole part was pure menace. And Ralph F... Can't imagine there'd be any kind of Oscar Nom for next year but he's the star of the thing, him and big dick. Definitely see this in theaters, but you have to see the previous one (and DEFINITELY see the original). Happy as a bitch with this sequel.

The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants Pretty fit flick for the original material, no? I read a lot of folks calling this ahh but I laughed a lot. Over the years I've grown to like Patrick more and more, his idiocy always made my dad laugh and I always think about that, probably why. There was a kid in the theater with his mom and he just kept busting a gut throughout and it made the whole experience more fun, he was just having a hell of a time. I'm pretty sure the plot is kind of like the the old episode "Shanghaied," I guess that's kind of what I like about the film, it feels like an episode, which can make a movie adaptation of a show a lot better.

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